let's see - the weekend's recap: friday i went out on a group date. my friend was trying to set up his friend with some chick. it is quite odd here as there seems to be a lot of that here in hk. people are timid and don't want to do one on ones...anyway, it was interesting as the general asian flirting i have noticed is just lame. the dude was originally from la but came over from manhattan and the chick is honkie but educated in canada (me thinks). there is a lot of "sooooooo, what's your favorite color?" and "do you like cats" type action. or there is a bit of juvenille making fun - type flirting. i don't know about you, but i don't really think it is cute to have someone come up and verbally assault me. it is not really a turn on in my opinion but there seems to be a lot of that as well. anyway, after a long night of drinks, i guess this guy assumed he was going to pull some booty so he boldly threw down his platinum amex and sauntered out the door with the lovely lass. i went on to a house warming. the flat is in a new building and quite nice. i drank some "party punch" had a few laughs and went home as i could feel myself quickly turning into a pumpkin.
saturday i headed out to the beach with a friend and the "set-up" guy. there i found out no action was had and he picked up the entire bill without even getting a kiss. i guess he was too drunk and couldn't close the deal. saturday night, i headed out to watch the new zealand/australia rugby match and it was great! i downed about 5 shandies and went onto another drinks. stayed 2 hours and then met up with my beachmates again. we went to a couple of bars in lkf (which i discovered means "drunken westerner" in a very derogatory way) including li dou which i liked (first bar in lkf that i have liked!). it was a top night ended with us at prive and me trying to teach one of the guys how to dance and the other whipping one of his testicles and approaching women. i guess it is his party trick and he even did it at the company christmas party. it was actually pretty funny to see him walking around in a dark club with his one white testicle glowing from the dim lights trying to pick up chicks. i finally walked home at god knows what time barefoot. honestly, it is nothing i would do in manhattan in fear of stepping on some infected needle but hong kong is very safe and clean. i think the bloke who walked me home wanted to come up but i gave him a wink and was off to bed!
sunday i went on my first junk. junks are like party boats run by local restaurants. you drive out, swim, drink and eat. it is quite fun but i was still drunk from the night before. i ended up sobering up around lunch time and threw up twice in the loo down below. sexy...it was fun until it started to storm. the boat rocked and my head and stomach just could not handle it. i was back by 6:30 ish and relaxed after a very busy weekend. despite the fact that i am exhausted and gaining weight, i will be fat and happy as it was another fantastic weekend!
and on a side note, after watching the match, i am in love with a kiwi rugger called dan carter - here his picture - drool:
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