Huge Dork

when i was hungover this past weekend, i wasted a lovely saturday afternoon in watching bad "yank" television on my laptop. (this post is off to a promising start...) and now i MUST find out what happens with "the bachelorette". i caught up a bit on youtube since abc blocks anyone outside the us from viewing their online episodes so let's give a little "amen!" for youtube? A-MEN. anyway, i am now aware that the finale of "the bachelorette" is on tonight - your tonight, not mine, sadly. so in anticipation of the finale - here is my prediction: jason (earth shattering, i know). he is the single dad who is kinda cute in that NGB (nice guy but...) sort of way. and i do think that is exactly what she, deanna wants - an NGB. he's good in theory but doesn't really get the juices flowin', if you know what i mean ;) according to a post i just read - she made it clear after her previous "the bachelor" fiasco with that trashy texan that she wanted stability and that is what jason is - stability - or the man version of "vanilla ice cream". vanilla is to ice cream as what an NGB is to men. sure vanilla is an ok flavor and you could be happy with vanilla for the rest of your life if that is all you know. but let's say one day you get a taste of mint chocolate chip or rocky road OR, dare i say, dilbert's world totally nuts (and yes, that was a real ben & jerry's ice cream flavor, it was limited release and my favorite - so chew on that!)? after a taste of all those exciting flavors, your world is completely flipped upside down! you can't believe what you've been missing all this time and you can't stop yourself - TOTALLY NUTS! i want more of this, baby.

so, what am i sayin'? vanilla is fine. it is cold, refreshing on a hot day, somewhat satisfying and won't give you any grief. if that is what you want - i say embrace it, but for me, i would prefer to be totally nuts.

wow, did i just write a whole post on "the bachelorette" and ice cream semi-simultaneously? for real? man, i am a L-O-S-E-R.

let me make it up to you...here is a picture - eat up, ladies ;)